Sitting is the new smoking, I read.
It made me sad,
because it is my favorite pass time.
I wouldn’t budge for a bottle of whine,
and I am an alcoholic,
it’s all nice to be active and frolic.
But it all just gets you sweat,
a quick-beating heart.
Movement I dread,
from the very start.
Madam, your child is fat.
But, doctor, he is eating like a cat.
Well, then he must catch an awful lot of mouses.
My mother left in anger, you know how that goes with overprotective spouses.
I read another thing. We all gave a limited supply of oxygen.
It made me sing, being lazy was very healthy then.
And all that time my veins got clogged up,
belly grew to enormous size,
I continued to fill to the brim with sugar my teacup,
I got head lice,
but I did let hem fester,
I wouldn’t seek treatment, doctors that would pester me,
to get in shape, wanted a sports subscription to see.
I died at 48, a nice age,
life is nothing as being trapped in a meaty cage.